You have all heard the saying, "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire." It has probably been used more in the last several months than ever before. My rendition goes like this:

"Trump in his underwear

"His pants are on fire

"Our draft-dodging leader

"Oh my, what a liar!"

And, while I hopefully have your attention, who has the final say on the size of print used in the telephone books? I need to carry a magnifying glass in my hip pocket. Take note, "responsibile party," you, too, will get old some day.

Ellen Warders, Silver Lake